Heck, players of a certain Vintage know the phrase "Jace, the Mind Sculptor, better than all" quite well

Hans, Run!" Alpine Houndmaster Angel's Herald Archmage Ascension Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Assembly Hall Avarax Ayara's Oathsworn Behemoth's Herald Behold My Grandeur Beseech the Mirror Beseech the Queen Bogbrew Witch Brainspoil Bringer of the Black Dawn Case of the Stashed Skeleton Clarion Ultimatum Clutch of the Undercity Cool but Rude Coveted Prize Cruel Tutor Cynical Loner Dark Petition Daru Cavalier Demon's Herald Demonic Bargain Demonic Collusion Demonic Tutor Diabolic Intent Diabolic Intent Diabolic Tutor Dimir House Guard Dimir Infiltrator Dimir Machinations Disciple of Deceit Distant Memories Dizzy Spell Dragon's Herald Dragonstorm Forecaster Drift of Phantasms Elvish Clancaller Embermage Goblin Emeritus of Woe Entomb Ethereal Usher Everythingamajig Forging the Tyrite Sword Gamble Gigantiform Gravebreaker Lamia Grim Servant Grim Tutor Growth-Chamber Guardian Grozoth Hoarding Broodlord Hour of Victory Illicit Shipment Imperial Seal Increasing Ambition Infectious Bloodlust Infernal Tutor Insatiable Avarice Johnny, Combo Player Kyscu Drake Lagomos, Hand of Hatred Library of Lat-Nam Liliana Vess Lively Dirge Llanowar Sentinel Long-Term Plans Magitek Infantry Mask of the Mimic

Celestine Reef Plane Luvion Creatures without flying or islandwalk cant attack
That creature gains first strike until end of turn
While super cold to destroy effects this thing was horrific to try and kill with damage and unleashed an unreasonable amount of life gain and damage before it could be taken down
I'm going to go with Flash, but if you're on team LED, I'm fine with that, too