Im just a person who sold a lot of random Magic cards forwellin many cases, fewer but fancier Magic cards (and honestly, a bit of fun by the end of it)
That's a powerful way to ramp up your mana base with some mana-producing artifacts, or you could just have two Darksteel Colossuses bouncing around
Its front side slows down snow lands and big noncreature spells, while Valkmira, Protector's Shield punishes damage-dealing effects and keeps your stuff safe unless opponents pay extra
Technically you sacrifice all creatures you control, not just the stolen ones, but if you have a way to reanimate or blink Emrakul, you can just steal some more
Well run you through all of the Commander and alt-Commanders found in these decks so youll know which Magic: The Gathering pre-cons will be right for you when Bloomburrow launches on August 2
Cleanse is another 'banned for sensitivity' reasons, which I feel is just an unfortunate side-effect of its anti-colour wording instead of actually being offensive like the Invoke Prejudice or Gypsy cards above