Good thing they didnt make this card white, as decks have many ways to go up on life
Rather than take a loss on their sealed boxes, some stores simply elected to open all their inventory and sell the single cards to try and recoup their money
Upon further inspection, they realized theyd been altered to be a little more phallic in nature
Being able to steal all of your opponents' artifacts with it is a great bonus, but with Odric's Blood, and Surly Badgersaur and Dockside Extortonist's Treasures, it wouldn't be too difficult to get to that number on your own
One example is the currently popular Tera Pokmon, Charizard-ex, which has an HP of 330
Champion of the Parish loves it when humans enter the battlefield and doesnt care whether or not they are tokens, so you can bet it will get absolutely massive in this deck